“Salem & The Witch Trials”: In a nod to the town's witchy past, the logo of Salem's police dept. depicts a witch riding one of these broomstick;broom Some blame the start of the witch hysteria on tales told by Tituba, a slave who came from an island in this sea Caribbean A newer theory lays partial blame on ergot, one of these organisms that grows on grain & causes hallucinations fungus Samuel Sewall was the only one of these officials who publicly admitted his guilt after the trials judge This man who refused to stand trial was pressed to death 3 days before his wife Martha Corey was hanged Giles Corey;Corey “-ist A Job”: One who grows medicinal plants or uses them to treat others herbalist A capologist helps a pro sports team stay under this salary cap Billy Sunday was a baseball player, but gained even greater fame in this occupation evangelist In medicine there are surgical & radiation types of this cancer specialist oncologist It may be a zoologist or a botanist; your child who collects specimens is a budding one naturalist “Islands”: As well as "the Big Island", it's also known as "the Orchid Isle" Hawaii The narrow Strait of Messina separates this large island from the "toe" of Italy Sicily Vatnajokull, Europe's largest glacier, covers nearly 3,200 square miles of this island country Iceland It's the second-largest of Spain's Balearic Islands: Majorca is first Minorca This island to the east of Java is world famous for its dancing Bali “Seeing Red”: Color of a college "Tide" & a comic book Avenger crimson Ocean Spray now has a drink made from the white type of this bog fruit cranberry This shade comes equipped with hoses & ladders fire engine red Shade for a Pimpernel or an O'Hara scarlet Bugs Bunny's standard insult that fits the category maroon “2 ‘P’s”: Snow White's roommate who fits the category Happy "Laugh-In" popularized the phrase "You bet your" this bippy The Star of India is this gem variety of corundum sapphire The Blue Ridge, Catskills & Cumberland Mountains are all part of this range Appalachians;Appalachian This word for a ghostly counterpart of a living person is from the German for "double walker" doppelganger “CBS”: She played Laura Petrie in the '60s & Mary Richards in the '70s, both on CBS Mary Tyler Moore;Moore The 36th season of this CBS news magazine included stories on Internet piracy, Equatorial Guinea & "Jeopardy!" 60 Minutes "CSI: Miami" is set in Miami; the original "CSI" is set in this city Las Vegas He hosts the longest-running game show in television history Bob Barker;Barker He hosts the longest-running game show in television history Guiding Light “Short Stories”: He wrote a story about a giant mole as well as one about a man changed into a giant insect Kafka In "The Most Dangerous Game", it's the title prey General Zaroff loves to hunt man Completes the title of Joyce Carol Oates' disturbing story "Where Are You Going,..." Where Have You Been In the title of a Hemingway classic, a late-night cafe is praised as being "A Clean" & this type of "Place" Well-Lighted;Well Lighted J.D. Salinger's "Nine Stories" includes "A Perfect Day for" these swimmers bananafish “Going Deep”: The "Chicago style" of this is deep-dish pizza "The stars at night are big and bright" here deep in the heart of Texas;Texas "I'd rather be rich than stupid" is one of these musings by Jack Handey of "SNL" Deep Thoughts When the Federation took over the Cardassians' Terok Nor, they renamed it this Deep Space 9 In 1997 he went one-on-one with IBM's Deep Blue in a highly publicized match Kasparov “Scientists”: The subtitle of his landmark 1859 work is "The Preservation of Favoured Races in the Struggle for Life" Darwin This physicist is Lucasian Professor of Mathematics at Cambridge, a post once held by Sir Isaac Newton Stephen Hawking;Hawking This X-ray discoverer conducted numerous other researches including on elasticity Roentgen In 1675 this Dutchman peered through his microscope & "discovered little creatures in rain" Leeuwenhoek This Swedish botanist was the first to use the Mars & Venus symbols to represent male & female Linnaeus “Dude, Where’s My ‘Car’”?: Heart doc cardiologist During the '60s this swinging street in Soho was a center of fashion Carnaby "Seize the day" carpe diem Isotope used to date archaeological specimens carbon-14;carbon 14 Tuscan town typified by its famous marble Carrara “1990”: She worked hard choreographing the dancers for the 1990 Oscars; today she's a bit "Idol" Paula Abdul;Abdul He represented the U.S. at the 1990 Economic Summit of Industrialized Nations George H.W. Bush;Bush In gardening news, a pink climber was named for this mystery author to celebrate her centenary Agatha Christie;Christie Colorado voters legalized a limited form of this in Black Hawk, Central City & Cripple Creek gambling This son of Japanese immigrants beat novelist Mario Vargas Llosa to become president of Peru Alberto Fujimori;Fujimori “Pop Quiz”: According to the Beatles hit, it's when "love was such an easy game to play" yesterday The jester borrows James Dean's coat in this Don McLean classic American Pie In the Janis Joplin hit "Me And Bobby McGee", this is "just another word for nothin' left to lose" freedom Little Jackie Paper is friends with this magical beastie Puff the Magic Dragon John Brown is the title lawman who gets gunned down in this Bob Marley song I Shot The Sheriff “Weights & Measures”: John Brown is the title lawman who gets gunned down in this Bob Marley song Celsius A bunch of bananas is called a hand; an individual banana is appropriately called this finger In 1593 this English queen changed the length of a mile from 5,000 feet to the current 5,280 feet Elizabeth I A "long" one of these is 2,240 pounds ton In common practice electrical power is billed in terms of this hyphenated term, equal to 3.6 million joules kilowatt-hour “’E’ Male”: This 1921 Nobel Prize winner once remarked that "God is subtle but he is not malicious" Einstein The works "Far East Suite" & "Liberian Suite" were created by this jazz composer Duke Ellington;Ellington This Super Bowl MVP quarterback who retired in 1999 played his college football at Stanford John Elway;Elway In the Bible he traded away his birthright for a bowl of soup Esau This prince of Wales was also known as the Black Prince Edward “Camping”: To rough it in comfort, supplement your sleeping bag with a inflatable one of these mattress Boy Scouts know it's easy to build one of these using structures called pyramid, tepee or cross-ditch campfire Hanging food between trees to keep it from a certain animal is called this alliterative "bagging" bear bagging;bear Mary, let John attach this from the side of the tent to a stake--"it's a" this "thing" guy Like some antiseptics, water purification products like Potable Aqua are based on this element iodine “20th Century Countries”: The leader of' this former Soviet republic renamed April for his mom & January Turkmenbashi (his official name) Turkmenistan Until Independence Guyana was spelled Guiana & had this adjective before its name British Botswana is one of the 32 African countries that gained independence in this decade 1960s;1960’s;60’s;60s “Small Screen Vampires”: The over 240-year-old vampire known as angel first appeared on this TV show Buffy the Vampire Slayer He's the number-happy Muppet version of Dracula who lives on "Sesame Street" Count On the wacky 1960s comedy "The Munsters" it's the one-word familial name of Al Lewis' 350-year-old vampire Grandpa “Technology”: Machine for which Glenn Curtiss produced the aileron airplane Reportedly, the first call on a commercially sold radio pager was in 1950 to a doctor who was doing this at the time golfing In 1654 a famous demonstration had 2 horses trying to pull apart halves of a sphere with this inside it vacuum The Sony display unit used at Air Canada Centre & around the world has this suitably colossal name JumboTron Charles Proteus Steinmetz did the math & came up with a way for this type of current circuitry to work AC;alternating current;alternating “Similar Titles”: 417 years after Machiavelli, Antonio Gramsci wrote "The Modern" this Prince Hemingway knocked out "A Farewell to Arms" & he punched out "Farewell, My Lovely" Chandler Christopher Isherwood wrote "I Am A Camera" & he wrote "Decameron" Bocaccio Leopoldo Lugones gave us "Twilights in the Garden"; John Berendt, this time "in the Garden of Good and Evil" Midnight Machado de Assis did "Philosopher or" this; Dylan Thomas, "Portrait of the Artist as a Young" this Dog “Crossword Clues ‘C’”: Bubbly booze (9 letters) champagne Beany's seasick sea serpent (5 letters) Cecil English field game, or field insect (7 letters) cricket Aid's treasonous partner (7 letters) comfort Language of Sequoyah's syllabary (8 letters) Cherokee “Fast Food Nation” (name the restaurant): Whopper Jr. Burger King Sourdough Jack Jack in the Box Classic Triple with Cheese Wendy’s Ultimate Deep Dish Pizza & Cinna Stix Domino’s The Big N' Tasty McDonald’s “Lesser Known Names”: Sadly, Army nurse Clara Maass died in 1901 after she volunteered to be bitten by a mosquito carrying this yellow fever It was the profession of Jan Josephszoon van Goyen, teacher & father-in-law of Jan Steen artist/painter;artist;painter In 1930 former Standard Oil president Henry Folger founded one of these in Washington, D.C. library Only one British prime minister, Spencer Perceval in 1812, left office due to this; 4 U.S. presidents did assassination In 1969 university professors Ragnar Frisch & Jan Tinbergen shared the first Nobel Prize for this Economics “Animal Words & Phrases”: It's said that you can lead this animal to water, but you cannot make it drink horse If you're doing very well, you're living high off this creature hog Simian container that's a standard for hilarity barrel of monkeys Something very, very rare is "as scarce as" these chicken parts hen’s teeth;teeth Release a Russian blue or reveal a secret letting the cat out of the bag “18th Birthdays”: Leo is a sign for leaders, like this actor, director & Sundance Institute founder born Aug. 18 Robert Redford;Redford The day he was born, Feb. 18, 1964, his mom could have watched the "Gunsmoke" marshal of the same name on TV Matt Dillon;Dillon March 18 babies include Grover Cleveland & Rudolf Diesel, who rose to this, & Irene Cara, who sang about it fame This Chicago Bears tight end & coaching legend may want to up his dose of Levitra every Oct. 18 birthday Mike Ditka This female Motown vocalist was born in Alabama one July 18, maybe during a "heat wave" Martha Reeves;Reeves “Time To Vote!”: Think your vote doesn't count? An 1882 congressional race was won 10,505 votes to this 10,504;10504;10 504 A 1965 act says, "No voting qualification... shall be imposed" so as to deny anyone a vote based on this race North Dakota is the only state that doesn't require voters to do this; rural folks know who's qualified register The 19th century ballot pre-printed by political parties was called this, as in "voting the straight" one ticket “World Cities”: Egypt's most populous city, it lies near the head of the Nile delta Cairo Venezuela's second-largest city, it lies on the shore of a lake with which it shares its name Maracaibo Now home to over a million, Munich or Munchen began as a settlement of these people, hence the city's name monks;monk Mount Wellington is not in New Zealand but lies just miles west of this Tasmanian port Hobart A castle keep in this French city is known as the Tour Jeanne d'Arc Rouen “A Few ‘Bar’s of Music”: Have a shave & a haircut before seeing this Rossini opera that debuted in 1816 Barber of Seville If you moon over Monteverdi & swoon over Scarlatti, we assume that you "go for" this musical style baroque Hey, suckers, Marianne Tatum played Jenny Lind in this Tony-winning musical Barnum Venetian gondoliers are famous for singing this kind of boat song barcarolle This great 20th century Hungarian composer wrote the music for the ballet "The Wooden Prince" Bartok “Proper Names”: A short haircut for women, or what you do "for apples" on Halloween bob If you need to change a tire, you'd better have one of these in your trunk jack This cooking spray first made its way into kitchens over 45 years ago Pam A female donkey, or an early spinning machine jenny “Quotations”: In song these "go together like a horse and carriage" love and marriage In 1971 the New York Times quoted this future Secretary of State as saying, "Power is the great aphrodisiac" Kissinger "Things without all remedy should be without regard: what's done is done" is from this Shakespeare play Macbeth In this ode Keats commands, "Away! Away! For I will fly to thee" Ode to a Nightingale “Latin Class”: Ante means before, as in ante partum, the period before childbirth; this word means after post Exempli gratia, abbreviated e.g. in English, means this for example The verb "to be" has est as third person singular & this as first person singular sum Accusative (for direct objects of verbs) & dative (for indirect) are 2 of Latin's several of these cases Latin for "mountain", it follows Olympus & Pavonis in the names of Martian volcanoes Mons “Inventions”: The first touch-tone one of these was placed in service in 1963 telephone;phone Gymnast George Nissen invented the first modern one of these in 1936; some called it a bouncing net trampoline Not named when it steamed up the Hudson river in 1807, it was later named for the estate of Fulton's backer Clermont In 1824 British bricklayer Joseph Aspdin invented the Portland type of this cement In 1868 Christopher Sholes & 2 others patented the typewriter; in 1873 this gunmaker got the contract to market it Remington “Let’s Run It Up The Flagpole”: The stars on over 50 national flags, including ours, have this many points 5;five Color of the left hand stripe on the flag of Italy; it's not a color in Neapolitan ice cream green Richard III had a white boar on his flag; Louis XII, a porcupine; & Louis XIV, a radiating one of these sun After Rama IV of Siam saw his flag with this animal flown upside-down, he switched to a striped flag elephants;elephant “’G’ Whiz”: The first success for the theater of the Absurd, a 1952 Samuel Beckett play is about this title figure Godot The first snorkels were used by submarine crews of this nation to get air to their engines without surfacing Germany Excluding noncopyrighted works, this book first published in 1955 is the bestselling book in the world Guinness Book of World Records The 2-man capsules of this program were propelled into orbit by Titan II rockets Gemini The 1983 invasion of this country inspired the plot of the film "Heartbreak Ridge" Grenada “Bodies Of Water”: According to Hindu myth, this sacred river emanated from the toe of Vishnu Ganges Ding dong! This river calling from Northamptonshire, England, flowing southwest to the Severn Avon This lake is the chief source of the Nile River Victoria The Lake of Neuchatel is the largest lake entirely within this country Switzerland This bay noted for its high tides separates New Brunswick & Nova Scotia Bay of Fundy “Bill Clinton’s Favourite Books”: Making the list was the recent memoir by this current female senator Hillary Clinton;Clinton;Hillary We must confess, William Styron's "The Confessions of" this man shows up Nat Turner The "Collected Poems" of this Irish poet & 1923 Nobel Prize winner gained Bill's admiration enough to be listed Yeats “The Solar System”: On Jan. 2, 2004 the Stardust probe collected dust samples from Wild 2, one of these, & is returning them to Earth comet Mercury is believed to have one of the densest in the solar system, made of iron & nickel core Moving at 2.9 miles per second, this planet (well, no longer a planet) has the slowest orbital speed of any planet in our solar system Pluto This 17th century German astronomer's ist law states that the planets move in elliptical orbits around the sun Kepler “’Tude’ Ranch”: A synonym for elevation altitude The state or quality of being alone or remote from others solitude The condition of thankfulness gratitude In law, imprisonment with hard labor is "penal" this servitude A musical composition for the development of a specific technique etude “The Internet”: Among 2-letter country codes in Internet addresses, "de" is Germany, "kh" is Cambodia & "es" is this country Spain